Ask uncle jj.

This is for anyone with any problems.Or anyone who wants to let off steam,i'm here to talk to.

Why can't I win with pocket Aces?

Hi trev,uncle jj here,that is an easy one.I jammed with A4 and got called by AA and i hit a str.I jammed with AJ within an hour on the same table and got called by AA.I hit a str.Close your eyes and jam ffs.Who am i paul jackson lol.This post was about problems in life,what the fxxxk do i know about poker lol.Hope you will take my advise and incorporate it in your game.Uncle jj.

Problems in life? - Poker is my life haha

I have some frozen burgers in the freezer - Do you think I should eat them or not?

What are your thoughts on Horse Meat.....is it really that bad?

Hi trev, uncle jj here,if the horses are english then yes.If they are french no.In england we treat our animals like people but in france they treat their people like animals.What am i trying to say you may ask.I haven't got a clue so burger off lol.

Hi Uncle jj. what do you think my chances are of victoria Coren divorcing David Mitchell and marrying me?

FlyingDagg wrote:Hi Uncle jj. what do you think my chances are of victoria Coren divorcing David Mitchell and marrying me?

More chance of my Aces holding up imo

Hi dagg,sorry mate no chance she is well in love innit.Then again she did ask me to marry her.This was last year and i forgot it was leap year where woman can ask men ro marry them.So when she went down on one knee in front of me i wasn't expecting a marriage proposal...........lol.

cafe I am in is advertising it's donkey stew. that's what happens when you put a French chef in rural China!
So jj what do I say when he suggests I try it?

Hi geldy a French chef in china must be lost...Donkey stew in china,in Essex we call it jeffter stew lol.Dont eat in a café where there is a French chef serving donkey stew.The French eat horse not donkey so don't be an ass lol.

ok,
so he is French/Spanish but regards himself as being more Spanish!
to avoid the donkey I had his other top recommendation - ostrich carpaccio.
remarkably good - I would recommend it.
tried to send you some photos but they stayed this side of the great firewall of China.

Hi geldy,first he was French now he's Spanish.First it was donkey then it is ostrich.You want to stop drinking the Tsingtao beer.Ok 1: why would a Frenchman want to be a Spaniard? 2: why would you think it's ok to eat ostrich and not donkey?Then again when you have stew it's hard to tell what meat is in it,as it was originally eaten as a poor mans meal.Meat was to expensive so vegtables were the main stay.Still you must think I've been on the beer as I talk so much sxxt lol.Next time you visit the café make sure you ask for this - lol

JEFF YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

If you qualify and win SPT Brum - what will you do with all the dosh?

Wow 8k is so much money.I'd probably treat a couple of guys from TPT.I'd buy jeffter a new gti tractor with the go faster stripes....I'd also buy steel a pub with a Chinese menu.....As for you trev i'd buy you 3 javelins for when you get drunk on darts night,you'll never miss the board....As for myself i'd buy a new poker book, as my How to be a winning cash player by Phil Helmuth is not paying dividends lol.

Do you ever play cash though jj?

Thought it was MTT's mainly? Probly why the book is no good lol.